Things to do in empty rooms

Heres a list of things to do if you find your self locked in a small room

Stand up till your legs get tiredSit down till your legs arnt


Stand on one leg till your legs tired

Sleep for a bit














Get out and stop wasting your life in small rooms

MONEY SAVER

Heres some simple money saving advice for these dark times of mass firings and joblessness.

• Junk mail is unwanted but can make good cheap bog roll with the added bonus of being like saying “I wipe my arse with your offer”
  
• To save money on phone calls one bell people as most of the time they will ring you back
  
• To save money on books get Amnesia and you will forget the end of some books
  
• Learn to like tap water
  
• Free CDs make good mirrors
  
• Stain on that white tshirt ?. Spill more on it to make it look like a pattern
• TVs give off light, with the added bonus of the brightness august is like a dimmer
  
• Make sure that all devices use the same type of battery's and only use the one pair
  
• Or put the remotes away and save money on a gym membership
  
• Free papers are like free wrapping paper
  
• Video cassettes inerds also make good ribbons
• Get used to seeing in the dark
• Skips can sometimes have goodys within
  
• Dont use bin bags just empty the bin right into the big one
  
• Or bring the big bin indoors and use that
  
• Grow a bread and long hair to keep your head/face warm
  
• Spend more time round at a friends/Relatives houses
  
• Do your washing up while having a bath
  
• Or do it in the water thats left
• Branches make easy to look after plants
  
• Hair can be used in pillows
  
• Betting shops/Argos have a big supply of pens and bits of scrap paper
  
• Make friends with a pub land lord as free drinks might follow
  
• Cows (lazy buggers) make easy pets if you live near a field-With a bonus of free milk

And there you have it

My money saving advice