Wednesday 25 June 2008

Breakfast rant

Ok not every body in the world will know what a "Full English" is (it can be wikied) but I will explain it in my own little way
Basically -
  • Beans
  • Fryd egg
  • Bacon
  • Hash browns
  • Mushrooms
  • Toast
  • Sausage
  • Optional drink of eather tea, coffie or fuit jucie for the health freaks
But on to the rant-
Its mostly about the way that it is made and served
Now there are some things that big stores do wrong and that is

Presentation -
From Asda
From the Tudor cafe (in Stockport town center)
Both are the same price

Asdas is just randomly placed on a plate with that "cant be arsed just want your money way"
Where as any decent caff will know that the beans do not go over the rest of the food and the food will be stacked nicely.

Look of food -

Ok so a black puddin may not look to nice (it is dryed blood after all) but at least if the food looks nice it will make other people want it.
Looks at the food in the big chain store (Adsa) pic the bacon looks like its the last in the pack (mostly fat) it all looks stale and unaptising.

Atmosphere of the place
-

Its hard to be cosy in a massive super market
The way that you have to get your own coffee and your own butter by the time you sit down to eat it its gone a bit colder and theres always somebody there tryin to get past you
Cafes tend to be small the food is allmost always brought to you and there usealy is some random banter that can be had with the person that brings it to you

Taste -

Ok this is the most important
Asdas always tastes of there "value" range of foods (a tin of baked beans for 9p) as said the bacon is mostly fat, the sausages are hard to cut with out a chain saw, the eggs yoke is hard , it all has a "Cant be arsed" taste to it even the damn toast is cold and tears (rubbish for putin butter on) when tryin to butter it
Where as any decent caff the yoke will be runny, the sausages can be cut without loads of force, the bacon wont be mostly fat the whole thing should be moist with out bein to moist.

Well there you have it
It you want a decent full english avoid big chain stores/chain caffs and go to you local caff (it also supports the local community by helpin keep these placeis open)

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Wednesday 4 June 2008

Where I think

I have been asked where do I come up with my ideas for stuff ?
The answer is mostly in my mind.
But this divice also helps with my thinking.

Ive just been thinking
(the rope is holdin the thing that I put my clothes on to dry)

Yes in the bath
It helps some how
Also other means are alcahol, PROG rock and just basic stairin at a blank page till I start to see things on there

So there you have it
A bath will help you think