Friday 20 February 2009

Things to do in empty rooms

Heres a list of things to do if you find your self locked in a small room


Stand up till your legs get tiredSit down till your legs arnt


Stand on one leg till your legs tired
Sleep for a bit














Get out and stop wasting your life in small rooms

Tuesday 10 February 2009

That day of love

Since its coming up to that time of year again where people spend money on there latest fling heres some gift ideas
Most people like surprises so heres a few gift ideas

*A realistic heart if you can make it squirt blood its all the better
If you cant get one get a chocolate one with a jam/jelly filling

*A wasp in a box (shake it a bit first)

*A bit of wood
When you give it to her say “Now I give you wood”

*A (expensive) vase
Just as you hand it over look in shock and say “Some body stole the flowers”

*Some paracetamol
Say “Its for them nights when you get a headache”

*A trick mirror
One of the ones that makes her look thinner

*A tape of you saying “No it looks fine”

*A cake tray
There will be no cake on it as the cake is a lie

*£3.45
Give her the money and say “I cant choose what flowers you like so heres the money for them”

*Secretively change all or her clothes for a bigger size (must be done all at once)
Then say that she must have been losing weight


I take no responsibility from any break ups cause by following my advice

Sunday 8 February 2009

Good bye games

Well a few people asked me a question along these lines “Why are you getting rid of yours stuff ?” and “What are you selling ?”
The second question will be answered in the fullness of time. But first up the answer to the first question
Ive decided to become more of a games player and less of a collector for several reasons

Well the first is a bit obvious, its more fun, having games is one thing playing them is another
Whats the point of having hundreds of games and only playing one or two ?
So ive decided to only keep the ones that I like and get rid of those that I dont

The second reason is the space issue
All them consoles take up a lot of space and the games can take up even more.
What was “A broom cubboard of games” is now “A few boxes in the broom cubboard”

The third is a bit about my current income
Being jobless dont pay that much, ok some of these games wont fetch that much but every little helps (in before get a job)

The forth is more of a emotional reason
I dont have any fond memory's of the stuff im selling
Most games I have ive had for years (Nights, Gunstar heroes, Teddy boy, Yars revenge Etc etc)

Its gonna be hard getting rid of some of them
But still its gonna be more fun this way