Ode to the can in the fridge

o can of carling
How you temp me so
You make every one look like a darling
Must you tempt me so
You stand there in the fridge shelf
How you tempt me so
Your tallness makes all the other cans look like elfs
Must you tempt me so
I want to feel you taste
How you tempt me so
I think if I dont drink you all it will be a waste
Must you tempt me so
If I drink you you will take me to a mistical land
How you tempt me so
This land is where grass and lawnmoer go hand in hand
Must you temp me so
Your power is do make me do things like this
How you tempt me so
But some times you make me need a piss
Must you tempt me so
Dare I open you and sniff that smell
How you tempt me so
I think if I drink to meny I wont feel to well
Must you tempt me so
That dizzy feelin I get from drinkin you in one
How you tempt me so
It makes me want to play Son -son
Must you tempt me so
Drinkin you makes me do strange things
How you tempt me so
Things like changein the way my phone rings
Must you tempt me so
When your gone there will be nothing
You do tempt me so
Then that shelff will need a buffing
Must you tempt me so
YOUR MAKEIN ME THURSTY

DRINKIN TIME